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Five Lessons Of Life... Funny Must Read

Funny Story - Five Lessons of life

Lesson 1:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

…A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 4: Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 5:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut ! Like and Share if you find it funny..!! :-)

Bussiness Management ... Its Funny..

Business Management-
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich “Will you marry me?” That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich…? That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback

What does your lipstick says about you?

Slant Tip Personality Profile Abides by the rules Great follower Does not like too much attention A little self-conscious Somewhat reserved Likes a schedule May occasionally color hair to attract attention Rounded Tip To A Point Personality Profile Lovable Family-oriented A "doer" Exaggerates sometimes Stubborn over little things Needs people around Rounded Smooth Tip Personality Profile Easygoing Peacemaker Even-tempered Steady Likable Generous Flat Top Personality Profile To the point High morals Needs approval Careful about appearance Very dependable Conservative Quick mind Loves challenges Sharp-Angled Tip Personality Profile Opinionated High-spirited Dislikes schedules Selective of friends Outgoing Likes attention Argumentative Flat Top Concave Personality Profile Makes a great detective Makes friends easily Inquisitive Adventurous A prober Complex Exciting Sharp-Angled But Curved Tip Personality Profile Creative Enthusiastic Energetic Talkative Loves attention Falls in love easily Helpful Needs schedule, but dislikes one Sharp Angles Both Sides Personality Profile Spiritual Curious Seeks attention Mysterious Big ego Faithful Looks for easy way Loves life

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Check What the first letter in your name tells about your character

The First Letter In Your Name
Predicts Your Character:
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A― Romantic
B― Proud
C― Innocent
D― Lovable
E― Good but Hurtfull
F―Compassionate
G― Logical Minded
H― Leadership Potential
I― Helpful
J― Free-Spirited
K― Irritating
L― Funny
M― Emotional
N― Sensible
O― Supportive
P― Crazy
Q―Unpredictable
R― Practical
S― Loving
T― Fake
U― Sensitive
V― Genius
W― Calm
X― Easy-Going
Y― Intelligent
Z― Jovial