The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air. All eyes were on him to declare the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued.....
"My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter....... ... all except......
the poor Groom !!=D
Daughters are life for DAD.
Hit like if you have bestest DAD inthe world. :) ♥
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man's deference was:-
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:-"William's stick did the trick"..
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:-
"Dun lop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..
The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing
One day, love and Friendship met.
Love asked, "Why do you exist when I already exist?"
Friendship smiled and said, "To put a SMILE where you leave tears".
Kid : Mom I love You more then you love me
Mom : How can you prove this my son ?
Kid : Because you have 4 sons and I have only 1 mom
Girl : If I ask you to jump down, will you do it?
Boy : yes I will
Girl : Why?
Boy : Because I know you will catch my hand and pull me up
Girl : If I don't then?
Boy : Then I will die with the belief that you tried your best but couldn't save me.
